Armpit Sponge
We are all familiar with the epically horrible experience that is sweaty armpits. This awfulness can strike at anytime from particularly hot days, to grocery shopping, or Zeus forbid a public speaking engagement sweaty armpit attacks know no boundaries.
But it is more than just uncomfortable, it leaves embarrassing marks on your clothing, and requires constant washing of your sweat logged shirts. Now as of currently, their are a few "solutions" to this problem. One method to deal with armpit perspiration is to wear an undershirt. This method first came on my radar in high school, I wanted to wear the same two bad-ass Under Armour shirts everyday, but my daily adolescent sweat levels were way to high. I soon found that if I wore a shirt underneath my shirt, it could act as a sweat shield for my top shirt. Plus I got to have the double-collar-multiple-color look which was an automatic +3 cool points.
Perhaps the most popular tactic in the war on sweat is to smear chalky chemicals all over the bodily areas that manufacture the most liquid stink. This is effective, but after a while your forehead skin starts to get irritated. Plus often times this method requires multiple daily applications, who's got time for that, having to roll up your pant leg to rub smelly white stuff in your leg-pits every 3 and half hours? Obnoxious.
The point is whether your a stage fright ridden public speaker, a generally sweaty person, or just an advocate for single layered gray t-shirts....we all are trying to slay the same dragon, with the same dull sword...
Which is why the world needs ------> Armpit Sponge
The all-in-one sweat absorbing, deodorizing sponge that easily attaches on the inside of your favorite shirts. During the day this microbial resistant and highly absorbent sponge collects all of your sweat, safely storing it until the end of the day when you can wring it out and toss it in the washing machine. Leaving your favorite shirt sweat free, your self esteem intact, and your audience less grossed out
Potential slogans
"Life's tough... don't sweat it"
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